On Binding

First off, this lady is a Town Manager. She manages a town. I did not know this was a thing but I'm sure it entails making sure Town Employees aren't doubling up on their cigarette breaks and doing the check list at the end of every night when the town closes. It also apparently entails using HUGE amounts of whitespace in emails. Lady, you are making my blog look MESSY.

Here's the full version of that attachment, just so we all have a clear idea of what's going on here:

So this is basically a binder depicting Sonic enjoying his own biography, I guess? I think I'm going to start keeping all my writings in one of these. That way every day I will wake up with enthusiasm to write. And to go fast. Shirlyne is not on board, though:

And the full version, in all its glory:

There. Not cute at all. I listened to her criticism and fixed the issue. Now we can inspire fear and awe in the hearts of anyone interested in  for the mooring contract  . I don't know why she hasn't gotten back to me.