On Distance

I have no reply for this one (it's a no-reply address anyway), but I just had to post it because I think it's delightful. What language is this even? There is a Ben ------- who speaks this? I'm all about exclusive cocktail parties, but I'm not sure how I feel about a close-up party with these two men. Am I allowed to leave room for Jesus? The relaxed one is laughing at me, while the Thai James Bond is concerned about what is right behind me -- that can't be good. There will be 500 of something and secretly 999 of something else, so that's cool. I think I will have to assume that this is moon language and they accidentally sent an email into the past advertising an event on the 15th of Nsngrau in the year 2557. Maybe by that point people actually go to parties that are about credit cards.